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Keep calm and Carrie on.

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Fri-Nov-2011
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So I have this chick friend that’s started to chill with me more. Most of my friends are dudes, and she’s only used to hanging out with chicks.

Well,

She thinks that having dude friends is going to help her get a guy.

PFFFFT.

All my dude friends are the ones who only see you as a dude after you befriend them. And with the way she acts.

Jesus.

And she wants a guy. BADLY. She always talks about how she wants to make out with a dude and stuff. And I think it’s hilarious, because she isn’t helping herself out by hanging out with me.

Especially when the whole “Carrie is a lesbian” rumor is going.

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